The baby adulator

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The baby adulator

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sun Jan 03, 2016 11:58 pm

The nurse told the parents of a newborn, "You have a cute baby."

The husband beamed. "I bet you say that to all the new parents!"

"No," replied the nurse, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking."

"So what d'you say to the rest of them?"

"That kid looks just like you!"
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