Monkey business

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Monkey business

Post by Erik_Kowal » Tue Dec 29, 2015 3:44 am

A young girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"

Her mom answered, "God made Adam and Eve, and they had children, and so was all mankind made."

This didn't seem to make much sense to the girl, so half an hour later she asked her father the same question.

Her dad answered, "Many years ago, there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused child returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, but Dad said it developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well dear, it's very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his."

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