Dental plan

[Erik_Kowal]

I once came upon a fire-and-brimstone street evangelist who was trying to get the attention of passers-by.

He urged all those within earshot to save themselves from the wrath to come.

“I warn you,” he roared, “there will be weeping, and wailing, and gnashing of teeth!”

A sarcastic old woman shouted back, “Sir, I have no teeth!”

“Lady,” retorted the evangelist, “teeth will be provided!”