Third one's a charm

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Third one's a charm

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sun Dec 13, 2015 5:23 am

Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.

The first one said, "Now and again I realise I'm holding a jar of mayonnaise in front of the fridge, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing, and I can't remember whether I was on my way up the stairs, or on my way down!"

The third one responded, "Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Knock on wood!" and rapped her knuckles on the table.

Then she said, "That must be the door! I'll get it!"
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