A mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday.
"Suppose we open a savings account for you?" her mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.
"It's your account, darling," said her mother as they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the application form".
Cathy was doing fine till she came to the space next to 'Name of your previous bank'.
After a hesitating a moment, she wrote 'Piggy'.
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