A golf story

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A golf story

Post by Bobinwales » Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:20 pm

A female friend of mine told me a story about when she was playing a round of golf with her sister last weekend. Her sister teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
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The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. My friend's sister rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
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"Please let me to help. I'm a Physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me", she told him.
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"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes", said the poor bloke.
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He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
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She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his trousers and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?".
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"It feels great", he replied, "But I still think my thumb's broken!".
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Signature: All those years gone to waist!
Bob in Wales

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