The eye of the beholder

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The eye of the beholder

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sun Nov 29, 2015 3:49 am

Finding one of her students making faces at the other kids in the playground, Miss Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child.

Smiling benevolently as she looked down at the young miscreant, she informed him, "Now, Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I kept on making such an ugly face, it would freeze and stay like that."

Little Johnny looked her square in the eyes.

"Well, Miss, you can't say you weren't warned."
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