We've created this area in the hope of seeing material ranging from some well-told (or well retold) jokes to original writing with a humorous slant, or anything else that might appeal to the kind of person who enjoys playing with words more than people. That probably means someone like yourself. N.B. -- Postings preceded by ** contain some sexual or risqué content. (Makes them easier to find.)
An older couple had just learned how to text on their mobile phones. The wife was an incorrigible romantic, while the husband was more of a no-nonsense kind of fellow.
One afternoon, the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
While they waited to be served, she decided to send her husband a romantic text message:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams; if laughing, your smile; if eating, a bite; if drinking, a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you".
Her husband texted back:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise".
End of topic.