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Post by trolley » Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:00 pm

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder.
She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times.
At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they don't eat the almonds themselves, she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth; they are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.
The old lady Answers, "We just love the chocolate around them."

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Post by Wizard of Oz » Sun Oct 04, 2015 2:53 am

Trolley that truly did make me laugh. It conjures such a mind image.

WoZ who sucks his own almonds
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