100%

We've created this area in the hope of seeing material ranging from some well-told (or well retold) jokes to original writing with a humorous slant, or anything else that might appeal to the kind of person who enjoys playing with words more than people. That probably means someone like yourself. N.B. -- Postings preceded by ** contain some sexual or risqué content. (Makes them easier to find.)
Post Reply

100%

Post by Wizard of Oz » Wed Sep 30, 2015 5:05 am

An oldie but a goodie.

Mathematics:

This comes from 2 maths teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic.

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!

WoZ = 64%
Post actions:
Signature: "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."

Re: 100%

Post by Erik_Kowal » Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:30 pm

Very cute.
Post actions:

Re: 100%

Post by tony h » Wed Sep 30, 2015 4:57 pm

Excellent. If I have seen it before then I had forgotten it.
Post actions:
Signature: tony

I'm puzzled therefore I think.

End of topic.
Post Reply