Two men — an Italian and a Greek — are sitting on a bench overlooking the Mediterranean, each of them extolling his own nation's achievements in such areas as aqueduct construction, philosophy, geometry, medicine and so on.
The list of accomplishments seems endless on both sides, and neither man is willing to concede the superiority of the other's country.
Then finally the Greek comes up with his clincher: "Well, you have to admit that we Greeks have contributed one outstanding thing that the rest of the world ought to be eternally grateful for: we practically invented sex!"
There is a brief silence from the Italian.
"Perhaps so, indeed so... But we were the ones who introduced it to women!"
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