Heard from a Scouser yesterday:
Name three football clubs with a swearword in their name:
Arsenal, Scunthorpe and Manchester Fucking United.
We've created this area in the hope of seeing material ranging from some well-told (or well retold) jokes to original writing with a humorous slant, or anything else that might appeal to the kind of person who enjoys playing with words more than people. That probably means someone like yourself. N.B. -- Postings preceded by ** contain some sexual or risqué content. (Makes them easier to find.)
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