This year's top country songs

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This year's top country songs

Post by Erik_Kowal » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:47 pm

13. My truck broke down, and so did I

12. I just found out my dog has dumped me

11. She says he's mine, but how can I be really sure?

10. I hate every bone in her body but mine

9. I ain't never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I woke up with quite a few

8. If the phone don't ring, you'll know it's me

7. I've missed you, but my aim’s improvin'

6. Wouldn't take her to a dogfight, ‘cause I'm scared that she would win

5. I'm so miserable without you, it's like you're still here

4. My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him

3. She took my ring, then gave me the finger

2. She's lookin' better with every beer

The number one country song:

1. It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chewed my ass all day.
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