Two Irish nuns are sitting at a red light when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside.
"Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" calls out one of the drunks.
The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret: "I don't think they understand who we are. Show them your cross!"
So Sister Margaret rolls down her window. Sticking her head out, she yells: "Piss off, ye little fookin' wankers, before I get over there and rip yer puny little nuts off!!"
Then she rolls the window back up and looks at the Mother Superior: "Was that cross enough?"
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