Nun of that!

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Nun of that!

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sun Jan 18, 2015 6:45 pm

Two Irish nuns are sitting at a red light when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside.

"Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" calls out one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret: "I don't think they understand who we are. Show them your cross!"

So Sister Margaret rolls down her window. Sticking her head out, she yells: "Piss off, ye little fookin' wankers, before I get over there and rip yer puny little nuts off!!"

Then she rolls the window back up and looks at the Mother Superior: "Was that cross enough?"
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