A travelling salesman who had grown tired of his job decided to give it up and retrain as a policeman.
Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role.
"Well," the ex-salesman replied, "the pay's not that great, and the hours still suck pretty bad; but what I do like about it is, the customer's always wrong".
We've created this area in the hope of seeing material ranging from some well-told (or well retold) jokes to original writing with a humorous slant, or anything else that might appeal to the kind of person who enjoys playing with words more than people. That probably means someone like yourself. N.B. -- Postings preceded by ** contain some sexual or risqué content. (Makes them easier to find.)
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