Crows

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Crows

Post by Bobinwales » Thu Sep 04, 2014 3:33 pm

What do you call two crows on a tree-branch?
Attempted murder.
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Re: Crows

Post by Erik_Kowal » Thu Sep 04, 2014 3:56 pm

So it's not a crow bar?
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Post by Wizard of Oz » Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:44 am

.. very clever both gentlewizards .. some background needed Bob ..

WoZ waiting in the bar
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Re: Crows

Post by Bobinwales » Sat Sep 06, 2014 11:14 am

The last section on THIS page should explain.

I didn't see any crows when I was there WoZ, but I did meet an Australian magpie that only vaguely resembled a European.
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Re: Crows

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sun Sep 07, 2014 2:57 am

Bob, some of the comments on the page you linked to are just priceless...
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Post by Wizard of Oz » Sun Sep 07, 2014 6:12 am

.. we have an assortment of ravens Bob with one invader crow in the far north .. and our magpie is a character in its own right .. I guess it could be a swoop of magpies given their great delight in dive bombing anybody who comes into their territory during breeding season .. and out of breeding season they might be a domestication of magpies as they will readily form a domestic partnership with any household that will feed them .. they have a beautiful melodic call in the morning ..

WoZ who prefers Guinness pie
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