Three Unitarian Universalists were flying back from a conference when a hijacker demanded that the plane be flown to Cuba.
When the pilot refused, the hijacker threatened to start shooting the passengers.
Purely by chance, he picked out a row where three Unitarian Universalists were sitting. With his hand on the grip of his pistol, the hijacker asked if they had any final requests.
The first one said she wanted to sing her favorite Unitarian Universalist hymn. The hijacker agreed, then asked the next one if he too had any last wishes.
The second Unitarian Universalist requested that after the hymn, he should be allowed to stand and give the talk he had been planning to deliver to his congregation the following Sunday.
The hijacker rolled his eyes, but agreed. He then turned to the third Unitarian Universalist and asked, "What about you?"
"Please shoot me immediately she finishes her hymn", came the reply.
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