Deep thoughts from a seasoned gentleman

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Deep thoughts from a seasoned gentleman

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sat May 17, 2014 9:34 pm

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing. I said, "Nothing".

The reason I said that instead of saying "Just thinking" is because she would then have asked, "About what?"

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about a variety of topics, which would only lead to even more questions.

Actually, I was thinking about one age-old question in particular: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?"

Now, women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after some heavy deductive thinking, helped by another beer, I've come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child".

On the other hand, you'll never hear a guy say, "You know, I think it would be nice to have another kick in the nuts".

I rest my case.

Time for another beer!

PS — What deep thinkers men are.
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