Three convicts escape from jail and are being chased by police. They turn into a dark alley and spot a heap of potato sacks. Each man hides in an empty sack.
One of the policemen soon arrives on the scene and notices a rustling from the pile of sacks. He goes over to them and kicks the first potato sack.
'Meow!' says the first convict. Muttering "Stupid cat!", the policeman goes to the next sack.
He kicks it, and the second convict barks out "Woof! Woof!"
"Crazy dog!" says the policeman, and moves to the third sack. The policeman kicks it; hearing nothing, he kicks it again. At this, the third convict cries out, "Potato -- potato!"
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