I was just in the pharmacy standing behind an old bloke picking up some Viagra.
He asked the assistant to cut each tablet into four. The assistant pointed out that he would never get a satisfactory erection with only a quarter tablet. The old man told her, "I don't care about a full erection. I just want to stop pissing on my slippers".
We've created this area in the hope of seeing material ranging from some well-told (or well retold) jokes to original writing with a humorous slant, or anything else that might appeal to the kind of person who enjoys playing with words more than people. That probably means someone like yourself. N.B. -- Postings preceded by ** contain some sexual or risqué content. (Makes them easier to find.)
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