Saint Peter arrived at the Pearly Gates one morning wondering what the day would bring when he saw a gaggle of men mooching around with their hands in their pockets.
Saint Peter had seen it all before of course, he had been doing this for a couple of thousand years after all, so in an effort to make a start on sorting the situation he shouted, “All the men who were henpecked go over to the left, the rest stay where you are”.
The men all moved over to the left leaving one bloke standing on his own.
St Peter went over to the man and asked if he was sure he was in the correct place. The man smiled weakly and said, “Yes, I am. My wife told me to stand here”.
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