Biology quiz

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Biology quiz

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:31 am

The students in a high-school biology class were taking a mid-term exam.

The last question on their paper was 'Name seven advantages of mother's milk'.

One of the students had been accustomed to coming top of the class without too much effort. However, he was hard put to it to think of seven advantages. First he wrote:

1) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to the mother and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

But at this point he found himself stuck.

Finally, just before the bell that indicated the end of the test rang, he added:

7) It comes in two attractive containers, and it's high enough off the ground that the cat can't get at it.

He got an A.
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