My ex-wife gave me a parachute jump as a birthday present. I pulled the cord and five pairs of pants and socks, a primus stove, a sleeping bag and a tent all emptied into the sky.
A bloke was coming up the other way -- I asked, "Do you know anything about sky-diving?" -- "No," he shouted back, "do you know anything about gas boilers?"
We've created this area in the hope of seeing material ranging from some well-told (or well retold) jokes to original writing with a humorous slant, or anything else that might appeal to the kind of person who enjoys playing with words more than people. That probably means someone like yourself. N.B. -- Postings preceded by ** contain some sexual or risqué content. (Makes them easier to find.)
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