A middle-aged couple were having dinner at an expensive restaurant. The wife excused herself to powder her nose.
On the way back to her seat she was amazed to see a remarkably attractive young woman stooping over their table in the midst of giving the husband a passionate kiss. As the wife approached, the young woman quickly disengaged herself and exited the restaurant.
The wife gave her husband a blazing glare and said, "Who the hell was that??"
"Oh," her spouse nonchalantly replied, "that was my mistress."
"What! Now, that's the last straw!" retorted the wife. "I've had enough! I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replied her husband evenly, "but just bear in mind that if we divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris; no more wintering in Barbados; no more summers in Tuscany; no more Infinitys or Lexuses in the garage, and no more yacht club; but of course, it's entirely up to you."
Just then, a mutual friend entered the restaurant with a gorgeous babe hanging on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asked the wife.
"That's his mistress," replied her husband.
"Well... Ours is prettier!"
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