He achieved 0%, but deserved 100%.
Q1. In which battle did King Harold die?
A. His last one.
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the bottom of the page.
Q3. The River Ravi flows in which state?
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Lunch and dinner.
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
A. The other half.
Q8. If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea what it will become?
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
A. No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
A. Extremely large hands.
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all. The wall is already built.
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack. You would have to drop a much heavier object than a raw egg to damage the floor.
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