Plan B

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Plan B

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:29 am

A college teacher was reminding her class of the next day's examination:

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack, serious personal injury, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it! No other excuses!"

A smart-ass student at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "But what would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

At this the entire class began guffawing. When they had all gone quiet again, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and said, "Well, I guess you'd have to use your other hand to write with".
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