A college teacher was reminding her class of the next day's examination:
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack, serious personal injury, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it! No other excuses!"
A smart-ass student at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "But what would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
At this the entire class began guffawing. When they had all gone quiet again, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and said, "Well, I guess you'd have to use your other hand to write with".
We've created this area in the hope of seeing material ranging from some well-told (or well retold) jokes to original writing with a humorous slant, or anything else that might appeal to the kind of person who enjoys playing with words more than people. That probably means someone like yourself. N.B. -- Postings preceded by ** contain some sexual or risqué content. (Makes them easier to find.)
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