Morning sex

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Morning sex

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:55 am

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in.

As I walked into the room still only half-awake, she came to me, took my hand in hers and said, "You have to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "Either I'm still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave her my all right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, she said "Thanks" and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still hanging around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked "What was that all about?"

She explained: "The egg timer's broken."
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