It's Christmas

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It's Christmas

Post by Bobinwales » Sat Dec 17, 2011 10:34 pm

Last Saturday a couple I know had spent most of the afternoon Christmas shopping.

As the afternoon progresses the wife realised that her husband had disappeared.

The somewhat irate spouse fished into her handbag, fumbled the buttons on her mobile, called his mobile phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?"

The husband told her, "Darling, do you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace that you almost swooned over? I told you that back then I didn't have money but I said, 'Darling, one day you will wear it'?"

"Yes," she said with a smile and a slight blush of excitement, "I remember that, my Love."

"Well", he said, "I'm in the pub next-door to that shop."
Signature: All those years gone to waist!
Bob in Wales

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