She had him cremated and took his ashes home.
She picked up the urn and poured him out on the patio table.
Then, tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him....
"You remember that you promised me a dishwasher?= I bought it with the insurance money!"
She paused for a minute still tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "You remember that you promised me a new car?=Well, I bought that with the insurance money as well!"
She sighed, deep in thought, tracing her fingers in the ashes all the while, then she said, "You remember that you promised me a diamond ring? = There was plenty of the insurance money for me to get it!"
She took a deep breath and, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You remember that blow job I promised you?"=== "Well, here it comes."
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