A young businessman had just started his business and had rented a beautiful office. While sitting at his desk, he saw a man enter the outer office. In order to appear busy and important, the businessman picked up the telephone and pretended to be working a huge deal. He threw enormous figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
"Sure. I've come to install the phone."
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