Platypus

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Platypus

Post by Phil White » Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:21 pm

This amused my tiny little brain for some reason.
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Post by Jelena » Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:41 pm

A platypus in a unique moment of deep reflection...
Fabulous!!!
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Post by trolley » Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:49 pm

One of Platitudinous' brighter students.
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Post by Phil White » Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:50 pm

A platitude is a platypus with attitude.
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Post by Jelena » Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:56 pm

Not fair, I'm not that good with word games in English :)
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Post by Edwin F Ashworth » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:29 am

If life gives you lemons, you can always make melons.
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Post by Erik_Kowal » Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:50 am

If life gives you shit, you can always make this.
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Post by Ken Greenwald » Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:36 am

If life gives you platypus, you can always have platypusburgers!
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Post by russcable » Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:13 am

Ken Greenwald wrote:If life gives you platypus, you can always have platypusburgers!
I think I'll wait until it gives me two so I can have platy pie!
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Post by Erik_Kowal » Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:19 am

If life gives you platypusburgers, it may be time to mix it up and put on a great pussy-rub LP.
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Post by Edwin F Ashworth » Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:03 pm

Grub supply rates may indirectly determine your menu.

And an old favourite:

(7)

( (8) would, of course, be clueless )
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Post by PhilHunt » Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:15 pm

Platypus? Was that the one with Roger Moore in it?
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Post by Erik_Kowal » Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:22 am

PhilHunt wrote:Platypus? Was that the one with Roger Moore in it?
No, the clue to that one is (8).
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