At an oasis in the Holy land

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At an oasis in the Holy land

Post by tony h » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:53 pm

Jesus was on holiday going for a gentle walk around an oasis.

After a while Jesus came across a man on his knees wailing and sobbing. Jesus went up to him: "whatever is the matter?". "Oh woe is me. I am blind! What am I to do?" Jesus thought for a while. Well I am Jesus the son of God. I have done miracles before. It is possible maybe it would work again. Jesus went up to the man and brushed his divine hand over the man's eyes. Up jumped the man. "I can see, I can see. Thank you. Thank you". Jesus waved goodbye and carried on his walk.

After a while Jesus came across a man on his knees wailing and sobbing. Jesus went up to him: "whatever is the matter?". "Oh woe is me. My legs and arms are broken! What am I to do?" Jesus thought for a while. Well I am Jesus the son of God. I have done miracles before. It is possible maybe it would work again. Jesus went up to the man and brushed his divine hand over the man's arms and legs. Up jumped the man. "I My legs are mended, my arms are mended. Thank you. Thank you". Jesus waved goodbye and carried on his walk.

After a while Jesus came across a man on his knees wailing and sobbing. Jesus went up to him: "whatever is the matter?". "Oh woe is me. I am Belgian! What am I to do?" Jesus thought for a while. Then Jesus knelt down beside the man and wept for the man.
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Re: At an oasis in the Holy land

Post by Wizard of Oz » Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:45 pm

.. I like it Tony .. one of the formulated tags where different nationalities insert some other nationality .. I wonder who the Belgians tell the joke about ?? .. Aussies and Kiwis have a reciprocal agreement ..

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Re: At an oasis in the Holy land

Post by dalehileman » Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:55 pm

However they do make good beer
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