From the playground

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From the playground

Post by Bobinwales » Tue May 06, 2008 4:45 pm

What did the number Zero say to the number eight?



"Nice belt".
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Re: From the playground

Post by dalehileman » Tue May 06, 2008 5:06 pm

Really belted me
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Re: From the playground

Post by Erik_Kowal » Tue May 06, 2008 6:05 pm

There must also be another scenario:

What did the number eight say to the zero?

"Belt up!"
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Re: From the playground

Post by gdwdwrkr » Tue May 06, 2008 7:06 pm

Bobinwales wrote:What did the number Zero say to the number eight?



"You're twisted".
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Post by trolley » Tue May 06, 2008 7:51 pm

What did the number eight say to the zero?

Do these pants make my ass look big?
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Post by gdwdwrkr » Wed May 07, 2008 12:48 am

Bobinwales wrote:What did the number Zero say to the number eight?



"Nice cleavage".
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Post by gdwdwrkr » Wed May 07, 2008 1:22 am

Bobinwales wrote:What did the number Zero say to the number eight?



"I see you're about to split.".
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Post by gdwdwrkr » Wed May 07, 2008 1:23 am

Bobinwales wrote:What did the number Zero say to the number eight?



"You seem to be beside yourself.".
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Re: From the playground

Post by Ken Greenwald » Wed May 07, 2008 6:46 am

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

“No sex in public places."
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Post by Shelley » Wed May 07, 2008 8:37 pm

What did the Zero say to the Eight?

"Wow! The diet's really working!"
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Re: From the playground

Post by Bobinwales » Fri May 09, 2008 9:21 am

What is the most stupid animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.
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Re: From the playground

Post by Berale » Sat May 10, 2008 12:12 am

Bobinwales wrote:What is the most stupid animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.
Ok, I'm sure I'm going to regret asking, but here goes anyway:

Why the polar bear?
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Re: From the playground

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sat May 10, 2008 12:26 am

Meirav,

If it isn't a leftover extra from Lost, what is it doing in the jungle?
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Re: From the playground

Post by Bobinwales » Sat May 10, 2008 5:48 pm

Erik_Kowal wrote:
If it isn't a leftover extra from Lost, what is it doing in the jungle?
It's not exactly dressed for the occasion is it?
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Re: From the playground

Post by gdwdwrkr » Sat May 10, 2008 7:12 pm

Looks like a planewreck.
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