Bar code

Erik_Kowal · Post by **Erik_Kowal** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:39 am

An Englishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman entered a bar together.

The bartender took one look at them and said, "What's this -- some kind of joke?"

Edwin Ashworth · Post by **Edwin Ashworth** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 1:57 pm

Was s/he German?

Erik_Kowal · Post by **Erik_Kowal** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:41 am

That's hardly germane.

gdwdwrkr · Post by **gdwdwrkr** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:45 am

An Englishman, a Welshman, and a Scotsman entered a trinken halle together....
The bartender, Germaine, took one look at them and said, "http://www.german-jokes.com/gjd.html"
I read somewhere that all three were dyslexic, and that they had walked into a bra.

Bobinwales · Post by **Bobinwales** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:24 am

No, they did walk into a bar, and they all said "ouch", it was an iron bar. Tommy Cooper, the genius of British comedy used that one for decades.

gdwdwrkr · Post by **gdwdwrkr** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:50 am

Decades. Seriously a crow-bar.

Edwin Ashworth · Post by **Edwin Ashworth** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:45 pm

It must have been a scene from a Carrion film.

Erik_Kowal · Post by **Erik_Kowal** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:16 pm

Everybody in those films looks ravenous.

Edwin Ashworth · Post by **Edwin Ashworth** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:15 am

Because corvine harvesters aren't as big as colubrine ones. Agrivulture is never going to get off the ground.

gdwdwrkr · Post by **gdwdwrkr** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:24 am

"They emu-late aust-riches," Cheryl crows.

Erik_Kowal · Post by **Erik_Kowal** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:00 am

On the other hand, the Carrion films weren't made by rookies.

gdwdwrkr · Post by **gdwdwrkr** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:14 am

Never more accurately put.
And they were shot in North Dakota.

haro · Post by **haro** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:27 pm

gdwdwrkr, you mean there's life on North Dakota?

gdwdwrkr · Post by **gdwdwrkr** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:44 pm

Not anymore....the Crows were shot there!

Erik_Kowal · Post by **Erik_Kowal** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:46 pm

I wonder where Edwin goes to shoot elephants wearing his pyjamas?