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Post by Bobinwales » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:40 am

WARNING

This is a serious and crucial warning to all men about a scam that is spreading worldwide.

All men should take particular note, and any women reading this should take every precaution to protect their men.

Here is the scenario. A man will return to his car after shopping in a supermarket, only to find that two scantily clad model type women in their late twenties are busily engaged in cleaning the windows.

These women tell him that there is no charge for their work, but ask him if he would he be able to give them a lift. The man readily agrees, and in a secluded area, the women persuade him to leave the road, where they both make sexual advances, all clothing is removed, and after an hour or so of some pretty energetic activity, the man is encouraged to close his eyes. When he opens them, the women, and his groceries, have disappeared.

Be warned that this is a very serious threat. It happened to me last Tuesday and Wednesday, again on Friday and twice on Saturday!
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Post by aelnamer » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:16 pm

Bob,Where do you shop?

Ahmed
17th of March,2006
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Post by Erik_Kowal » Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:22 am

I can tell you straightaway that he doesn't shop where I do.
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Post by Wizard of Oz » Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:09 am

.. Bob they convinced me that they were collecting for St Vinnie's and I was contributing to the poor of the city .. and how could I turn them away .. I am a charitable person and ok ok a bit of a sucker when asked to donate ..

WoZ of Aus 19/03/06
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Post by Bobinwales » Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:18 pm

See, it has spread from Wales to Oz already, watch out you people in the US it won't be long before you get infected. It is quite tiring me out, I mean, it happens almost every time I go shopping now.
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