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Post by Wizard of Oz » Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:52 pm

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

Bear says: "If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

Lion says: "And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire savannah is afraid of me."

Says the chicken: "Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet wets itself."
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Post by krystal » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:26 am

Good one!! :)
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Post by gdwdwrkr » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:36 am

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove that it could be done.
Why did the groundhog cross the road?
To prove that it couldn't be done.
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Post by Spearmint » Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:10 pm

I've always heard it was a squirrel that proved the chickens wrong.
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