A question of intelligence

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A question of intelligence

Post by Erik_Kowal » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:48 pm

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail and then asks, "What's your IQ?" The fellow replies "150," and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns round, and comes back in for another drink. Again the robot serves him a perfect cocktail and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "About 100."

Immediately the robot begins to converse once more, but this time about football, NASCAR, baseball, cars, beer, guns and breasts.

Really impressed, the fellow leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns. Again the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Umm... 50, I think."

And the robot says, ... really slowly ... "So ............... ya ... gonna vote .... for ... that thar ... Bush agin?"

(With thanks to haro, who originally forwarded this joke to me.)
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