Fred

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Fred

Post by Quail » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:32 pm

A man walks up to a woman in his office every day, stands very close to her, inhales a big breath of air through his nose and tells her that her hair smells nice.


After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in Human Resources. She tells them what her coworker does and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.


The HR supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Fred, the midget".
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