** Beauty and the beast

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** Beauty and the beast

Post by Erik_Kowal » Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:19 am

A father was discussing the ‘birds and the bees’ with his son, then asked him if he had any questions.

"Dad, what does a woman's private parts look like?"

The father thought for a moment and said, "Son, before sex it looks like the softest petal on the most beautiful pink rose."

"What about afterwards?"

The father thought a little longer. "Umm... Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
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