The king of the Hill

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The king of the Hill

Post by Erik_Kowal » Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:28 pm

George and Laura Bush were relaxing in the White House one day when George exclaimed, "Laura, do you realize that if this was a kingdom, I’d be the king?"

His wife replied, "You know, George, you're pretty smart."

A few minutes later her husband remarked, "And do you realize, Laura, that if this was an empire, I’d be its emperor?"

His wife responded, "George, your wisdom truly increases with every passing day.” She idly flicked the leaf of her magazine and squinting through her bifocals at the photos on the next page. “But you have to remember, the United States is a country."
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