From little storks great hoke trees grow...

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From little storks great hoke trees grow...

Post by Erik_Kowal » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:10 am

Along with the rest of his class, a ten-year-old boy was assigned by his teacher to write a paper about childbirth.

So he asked his mother, "How was I born?"

"Well, sweetheart," said his prudish parent, "the stork brought you to us."

"Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?"

"Oh, the stork brought us too, dear."

"So how were grandpa and grandma born?" the lad persisted.

"Well, darling, the stork also brought them," said his mother, now starting to squirm in her recliner.

A few days later when the boy handed in his assignment, his teacher was startled to read: "This report has been very hard to write because there seems to have been no natural childbirth in my family for three generations."
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