Jewish sons in Israel

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Jewish sons in Israel

Post by Erik_Kowal » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:56 am

A Jewish businessman from Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year so that he could absorb the culture of his forefathers.

When the son returned home, he said, "Papa, I had a great time in Israel. Oh, and by the way, I converted to Christianity."

"Oy vay!" exclaimed his father. "What have I done!"

He took his problem to his best friend, Isaac. "I sent my son to Israel, and he came home a Christian. What can I do?"

"Funny you should ask," said Isaac. "I sent my son to Israel, and he too came home a Christian. Perhaps we should go and see the rabbi."

"Funny you should ask," said the rabbi after hearing their stories. "I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian. Oy, oy, what is happening to our young people?

They all sat down to pray to the Lord about their sons, finishing their prayer with “What can we do?”

"Funny you should ask," boomed a voice from the heavens. "I too sent my son to Israel...”
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