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For want of dreams

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:51 pm
by Bobinwales
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic insomniac who used to lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

For want of dreams

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:02 pm
by pingpong fan
Yes I did BobinAles, but it's STILL a good joke, no worse for the retelling.

For want of dreams

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:19 pm
by kagriffy
That reminds me of a similar one: Did you hear about the dyslexic paranoid? He always has the feeling he's following someone!

For want of dreams

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:10 pm
by Bobinwales
Perhaps you have heard of the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse

For want of dreams

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:11 pm
by Bobinwales
Or of the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa?

For want of dreams

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:29 am
by Ken Greenwald
Which reminds me of the motto on the UFD (United Federation of Dyslexics) logo “DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!”

And then there's that old bumbper sticker "DYSLEXICS HAVE MORE NUF."

Ken G – August 7, 2005

For want of dreams

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:33 am
by Erik_Kowal
I thought the United Federation of Dyslexics was known as the FUD.

For want of dreams

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:48 am
by Bobinwales
I do know that DNA is the National Dyslexia Association.