Alive alive o

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Alive alive o

Post by Bobinwales » Tue Mar 23, 2021 12:33 am

There were two cockles bouncing along the sea bed.
A mummy cockle, and bless him, a baby cockle!
Suddenly some phytoplankton drifted by!
Mummy cockle turned and sucked in the lot!
Baby cockle who was hungry, and after all he was growing, complained,
"Why didn't you save some of that for me?"
Mummy cockle said, "I'm bigger than you and I needed it!"
Baby cockle moaned…"You're shellfish, you are!"
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Post by Phil White » Tue Mar 23, 2021 1:01 am

I just read Erik's post and thought to myself "at least life can't get any worse now.

It just did.

Where did you dredge that one up from, Bob?
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Post by Erik_Kowal » Tue Mar 23, 2021 4:12 am

Some people take a certain pleasure in being outraged or insufficiently amused. I'm happy to help such individuals get their jollies... Whatever it takes! 😁
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Post by Bobinwales » Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:10 pm

Sorry Phil. I really enjoy bad jokes and puns and I have collected them, changed some and made some up all my life.
I even won a prize from BBC Radio Wales for one once.
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