Nuts to the squirrels in the attic

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Nuts to the squirrels in the attic

Post by Erik_Kowal » Mon Aug 31, 2020 5:54 am

A priest, a rabbi and a minister were sitting around talking, and it emerged that they all had the same problem: squirrels in the attics of their respective places of worship.

The priest said, "When we realized what the problem was we hired an exterminator, sealed up all the entrances, and fumigated the building. Nevertheless, two weeks later the squirrels were back."

The minister said, "We tried something similar. We bought humane traps, captured the squirrels, and released them 20 miles from church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back."

The rabbi said, "When we had that problem, we had a meeting of the trustees, voted to make the squirrels full members of the congregation, and now we only see them on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur."
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