As Time Goes By

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As Time Goes By

Post by Bobinwales » Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:50 pm

Once upon a time a group of men who, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch to jointly celebrate their milestone. Finally they agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, with 50 looming, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for a celebration lunch. Finally they agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive, the food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, they were 60, and the friends again talked about a venue for their decadal lunch. They finally agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music and it was good value for money.

Ten years later, they were all 70, and the friends talked about meeting up for lunch. Finally they agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.
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Re: As Time Goes By

Post by Shelley » Sat Jan 19, 2019 3:16 pm

OPLWT, Bobinwales! (Translation: Outright, Prolonged Laughter, With Tears.)
What a great way to begin my Saturday. Thanks.
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Post by Erik_Kowal » Sat Jan 19, 2019 6:25 pm

For the benefit of any 80-year-olds who may be reading this posting, here is the Uxbridge Wetherspoon.

There is motorcycle parking nearby, otherwise you just have to take your chances and hope you can find a parking space on the high street.

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Post by trolley » Sat Jan 19, 2019 6:48 pm

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner.
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Post by tony h » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:29 pm

And if you are intending visiting Uxbridge you may find this reference useful :)

www.alspcs.com/a.html
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I'm puzzled therefore I think.

Re: As Time Goes By

Post by Phil White » Sun Jan 20, 2019 3:20 pm

Nice find, Tony.
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Non sum felix lepus

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