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Grammar

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:56 pm
by Bobinwales
The importance of grammar.

My wife said, "There's a man knocking the door with a cloth cap".
I said "No wonder I didn't hear him".

Re: Grammar

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:49 pm
by tony h
Bob, why do you put cloth caps on your doors? We put house numbers or names on ours.

Re: Grammar

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:45 pm
by Bobinwales
The first person to put a cloth cap on the door was given a Nobel prize.

Re: Grammar

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:27 am
by Erik_Kowal
I don't know who that was, but my guess is they had no knockers.

Re: Grammar

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:13 am
by Phil White
If it was last Monday, it was probably a depressed Scouser wandering aimlessly around South Wales.