Walter, in da UP dey do have real snow, not the brownish-gray stuff you saw in Detroit. Yeah, that's where they put shorts on when it hits 50 degrees (Fahrenheit, of course) and where getting dressed up means putting on a clean flannel shirt.
No, I don't live there, but I like the serene atmosphere and the people in the sauna belt. Actually I'm just a candidate for the perma-fudgie status in the Cherry Republic (Leelanau peninsula). My future second wife grew up in Detroit but "emigrated" to the Grand Traverse Bay. They may have pretty long winters also there, but the other four months of the year aren't bad at all

. Maybe you know that the wines produced in that area make Californian winemakers green of envy.
Talking about geography - did you know that the southernmost point of Canada (in Lake Erie) is more south than the northern border of California? Amazing.
For non-Midwesterners: The Upper Peninsula (UP) is the part of Michigan between Lake Superior and Lake Michigan. The people up there are called Yoopers. The other two thirds of Michigan are in the Lower Peninsula between Lake Michigan and Lake Huron (plus a part of the butt of Lake Erie).
The Yoopers call those folks "down south" Trolls. Yoopers and Trolls are Michiganders, a word coined by Abe Lincoln, by the way, but there are neither Michigeese nor Michigoslings. Michiganders firmly believe they speak American English without an accent. Really. They are told such nonsense in school even. But they eat cayanned bee-anns and enjoy the sound of the rayann on their ruff, yet they still think they have no ayackcent.
The Yooperish accent, however, is completely different. Even in the fifth generation you can still hear that most of the immigrants came from Scandinavia; hence "the sauna belt," which extends from da UP across northern Wisconsin into northern Minnesota.